- Pulling every thing out of whatever containment unit they are in. This also applies to tissues;
- String cheese, graham crackers and baby goldfish crackers. Note that my mom also thinks the baby goldfish rock;
- Real keys;
- My outdoor swing;
- Walking behind a toy meant for that purpose, or walking behind a dining room chair. Doesn't matter.
- Rolling around on the sofa, a comforter on the floor, or a pile of pillows.
- Mom and Dad's bedroom, bathroom and generally anything of theirs that is really off limits.
- All of my teeth.
- Peekaboo
- Bath time, especially standing in the bathtub and freaking out my mom.
Things That Don't Rock:
- Having my toenails or fingernails trimmed. What are you doing to me?
- Walking past the back door without going outside to see the dog next door.
- Mom leaving.
- Dad leaving.
- Pushing my new toy and walking behind it, only to get stuck and be unable to move. This is a biggie.
- Having my faced wiped! Hatred!
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