things that make me nuts

i am sitting at the twins gymnastics class, at the local rec center. this is our fourth or fifth week. i do not exaggerate when i tell you that 1) the only topic the women here seem to be capable if duscussing is childbirth and 2) they do it every week. also, the phrase "all natural" in regards to a drug free birth sends me reeling. isnt all child birth natural? is there artificial childbirth? do we have to compete with who was the most brave? who showed the most valor? ugh. #rantover