Out of the Mouths of Moms

Things I said between breakfast and lunch yesterday:

• "Duncan, get off the television"


• "No, you cannot eat the fish frozen"


• "Don't eat your boogers"


• "You cannot chew on that pee pee diaper"


• "One jelly sandwich, no crusts...trade ya for those scissors"


• "Get off your brother"


• "Get off your sister"


• "Hockey is not an indoor game"


• "Okay, you can play hockey in the hallway"


• "We have to keep your brother out of the refrigerator"

Grateful for Granny's and Aunt Becky's visit yesterday afternoon to break things up while Daddy is in Los Angeles.